State Mottos

Well, not really. But much more accurate.
Here are my favorites:
Colorado: If you don't ski, don't bother.
Kansas: First of the rectangle states.
Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's what's for dinner.
Rhode Island: We're not REALLY an island.
Tennessee: Home of the Al Gore invention museum.
Washington: Our governor can out-fraud your governor.
DC: Home of the work-free drug place.